Evidence

I found the following texts on my my phone. They were all sent from me to D between 23.35 and 02.02 last night/this morning. There was no response, because D is a real person and he was asleep. “We are crashing a college party now. Best or worst idea ever x” “Medium idea.” “They are […]

Advent Treat Day Two

Before tonight’s show, stick on some music and take the time to dress and put on make up like a person who realises she may be on stage later that evening. This replaces the usual tactic of wearing the first thing I scoop off the floor and spending the first five minutes wondering if the […]

Adulthood

Two significant things happened this year in terms of me growing up. The first I only found out about today. For the first year ever, I didn’t get an advent calendar from my parents. I’m too old. That’s right. The dream is over. No longer a child. The other significant thing was that my parents […]