
Before tonight’s show, stick on some music and take the time to dress and put on make up like a person who realises she may be on stage later that evening. This replaces the usual tactic of wearing the first thing I scoop off the floor and spending the first five minutes wondering if the audience is really getting into it or they just look like that because a boob’s got loose.
Now, I know the above picture will not represent a high level of grooming to a lot of you. For context, this morning I accidentally wore a t shirt as a dress because I didn’t notice it didn’t cover my arse properly. This is big.

