I found the following texts on my my phone. They were all sent from me to D between 23.35 and 02.02 last night/this morning. There was no response, because D is a real person and he was asleep.
“We are crashing a college party now. Best or worst idea ever x”
“Medium idea.”
“They are gaiaibg swimming now, in the Cherwell.”
“No”
“They want me to do it. I might.”
“I mint not.”
“Made frey da with bar staff and got a free cider.”
“LEVEL UPo”
“I can see so many shrunken CID right now”
“Group shower suggested”
“Avoided itb”
Some suprisingly sensible decisions from Drunk Lucy there.
