I found the following texts on my my phone. They were all sent from me to D between 23.35 and 02.02 last night/this morning. There was no response, because D is a real person and he was asleep.

“We are crashing a college party now. Best or worst idea ever x”

“Medium idea.”

“They are gaiaibg swimming now, in the Cherwell.”


“They want me to do it. I might.”

“I mint not.”

“Made frey da with bar staff and got a free cider.”


“I can see so many shrunken CID right now”

“Group shower suggested”

“Avoided itb”

Some suprisingly sensible decisions from Drunk Lucy there.

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